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desidere:

i mean i guess if u think about it technically harry potter is drift compatible with voldemort 

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jonnze:

“Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see it, then.”

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portraitsofboston:

     “We’re not dating, but we’ve come to trust each other in such a way that when people look at us they think, ‘Oh, they’re so close. They must be a couple.’ But an intimate relationship doesn’t have to be sexual—he turns me on intellectually and we wholeheartedly enjoy each other’s company. We feel that we’re each other’s surrogate true loves.”

portraitsofboston:

     “We’re not dating, but we’ve come to trust each other in such a way that when people look at us they think, ‘Oh, they’re so close. They must be a couple.’ But an intimate relationship doesn’t have to be sexual—he turns me on intellectually and we wholeheartedly enjoy each other’s company. We feel that we’re each other’s surrogate true loves.”

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mcgarrygirl78:

ceallaig1:

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kid-wiccan:

coming out to your parents

If you try for one second to tell me the X-Men isn’t an allegory for the gay rights movement, I will smack you. They weren’t even remotely subtle about this.

The mutants have always been an allegory for anyone that didn’t fit in to society. The folks who drew the comics made a point of that early on.

It’s not just the gay rights movement, its not just kids trying to “come out” to their parents.  Its people being mistreated by the government, put away, forced to pretend to be “normal”, systematically oppressed, even killed for who they are because the powers that be cant control it.  It’s an allegory for blacks, gays, the disabled (mentally and physically), women, and anyone really who isnt a white man at the top of the food chain.

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fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

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n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

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nataliehickey94:

I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom


Who wouldn’t want that in their bathroom?

nataliehickey94:

I bet this is what Coulson has in his bathroom

Who wouldn’t want that in their bathroom?

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tonysttark:

ruffalo has finally left his mark. chris has the left boob grab. sebastian has captain rum. robert is going to be called tony stark for the rest of his life. mark has been safe. until

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IS THAT PAUL RUDD???

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dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

dethklokvevo:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

this is bullshit. no one go see this bullshit movie

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portraitsofboston:

     “I was raised in a Christian family, and I asked the minister one day, ‘How can Jesus save me?’ His reply to me was, ‘You shouldn’t be asking questions like that—you sound like a no-good-managed boy.’ I went home and said to my father, ‘You know, daddy, I’m going to leave the church and find out for myself if there is any such thing as God.’     “And what I found out is that there is a God. I’ve been shot at, I’ve been cut at, I’ve been knocked down, I’ve been stomped on, and I don’t have a scratch on me. A guy walked up to me one night, pulled out a gun and said, ‘Nigger, if you don’t get on your knees and beg me for your life, I’m gonna kill you right here on the spot.’ Something came over me and said: ‘This man is not God. You can talk your way out of this.’ So I did. Then I grabbed the gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger to kill him—but it jammed. I looked at it and realized it was a pellet gun. I’m thankful that I don’t have that blood on my hands.     “I’ve learned over the years to be slow to anger and swift to knowledge. Life is good, and it’s too short to find yourself on the side of foolishness. I’ve learned to get up and leave if I spot trouble coming. There is enough trouble going on in the world—I don’t need more of it.”

portraitsofboston:

     “I was raised in a Christian family, and I asked the minister one day, ‘How can Jesus save me?’ His reply to me was, ‘You shouldn’t be asking questions like that—you sound like a no-good-managed boy.’ I went home and said to my father, ‘You know, daddy, I’m going to leave the church and find out for myself if there is any such thing as God.’
     “And what I found out is that there is a God. I’ve been shot at, I’ve been cut at, I’ve been knocked down, I’ve been stomped on, and I don’t have a scratch on me. A guy walked up to me one night, pulled out a gun and said, ‘Nigger, if you don’t get on your knees and beg me for your life, I’m gonna kill you right here on the spot.’ Something came over me and said: ‘This man is not God. You can talk your way out of this.’ So I did. Then I grabbed the gun, put it to his head and pulled the trigger to kill him—but it jammed. I looked at it and realized it was a pellet gun. I’m thankful that I don’t have that blood on my hands.
     “I’ve learned over the years to be slow to anger and swift to knowledge. Life is good, and it’s too short to find yourself on the side of foolishness. I’ve learned to get up and leave if I spot trouble coming. There is enough trouble going on in the world—I don’t need more of it.”

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dubiousculturalartifact:

A lot of people are asking what exactly Jared and Aisha said and I am literally too angry to want to retype it all but I just tweeted about it, so here:

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And that’s basically the summary of it, there was more but I…

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fuckingradfems:

thespectacularspider-girl:

fuckingradfems:

ilikechildren—fried:

randomredux:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

Well, I officially love this woman now. And the fact that she’s my fave Night Vale character helps THAT MUCH MORE.

I would get into how Mara Wilson lost a shit ton of my respect for getting into a twitter “feud” (which is kinda one-sided and the fact that it’s on twitter makes it even more pathetic than it is) with E.L. James and how she’s dead wrong about the “emotional manipulation” in the novel (cause everything was out in the open and consensual between the two characters) and how everyone licks Mara’s asshole because a) she played one good character in her entire career and b) she’s talking mad shit about a book that everyone hates for the simple fact it’s cool to hate — that whole “monkey see monkey do” mentality — and it’s association with Twilight. But I refuse to waste words over an overrated former child star(?) who feels the need to start twitter feuds for attention cause her relevance tank is on empty. I will say this though:

Remember Ms. Wilson while the FSOG author is making money off her novels and movie, barely acknowledging your existence, you’re on twitter still suckling on the Matilda teat like a starving calf. So maybe you can start a twitter feud with someone more deserving like John Green — an really shitty writer who is completely lacking of humility and talent? Just my free advice. 

Are you seriously defending FSOG? Really?

So when Christian gets mad at Ana for using the safeword they had agreed upon, that isn’t manipulative and abusive?

The fact that Christian gave a young virgin a BDSM fucking contract instead of talking about their possible relationship is just totes acceptable?

Or maybe the whole “he likes BDSM because he hates his mom” thing is just a-o-fucking-k?

Don’t defend a book that a) showed people a dangerous and unacceptable BDSM relationship, especially with how popular it is and b) contributed more ammo to the pretty widely held social idea that all people who enjoy BDSM are emotionally damaged sociopaths.

Fuck. Off.

This.  FSoG is downright awful for anyone who is in the actual lifestyle.  No, I haven’t read it but I’ve read excerpts within context and those excerpts are just… yikes.

FSoG also floods the lifestyle with fresh faced, knowledgeable subs that have unrealistic expectations and who get upset when they find out the lifestyle isn’t like in the books.

FSoG has done nothing good for BDSM.

I read the books in a weekend when they first came out because no one could shut up about them and I was hoping for some awesome, well written pseudo smut that was BDSM oriented.

All I got was a bunch of bullshit that sounds like it was written by a 14 year old who wanted to be edgy and the knowledge that I wasted three days that I can never get back literally only experiencing secondhand embarrassment more intense than any personal embarrassment I have ever felt in my life.

These books fucking suck.

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flourish:

sexkittencas:

Misha at ComicCon.
With these guys. Not us. :(

Edit- Had to add more of him joining theorlandojones on the transformative works panel. Look how hot cute happy he looks aaaaaahhh!

I am still so happy that Misha showed up to my panel… and had such great timing!

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punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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